dovewithscales:

hyratel:

dovewithscales:

messy-scandinoodle:

dovewithscales:

virtuous-thing:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.

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doubleca5t:

cantelope:

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dracogotgame:

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren’t amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I’d love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can’t do anything else, please just read and reblog.

Keep reading

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keepingupwithzaynmalik:

Zayn for GQ Spain (April issue)
📷: Petros Kouiouris

thebootydiaries:

redo64:

decemberfame:

thebootydiaries:

i’ve been having way too much fun on twitter lately

Wow

🤔 But then how did she read the comments.

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donaldgloversnephew:

papapupi:

Are you fucking kidding to me?

This is…THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

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keepingupwithzaynmalik:

Zayn via Anghami’s instagram

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keepingupwithzaynmalik:

New photo of Zayn via RCA Records on instagram.

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ewan-mcgregor:

“If I could take anything, it would be that mustard-colored robe that made me look like a god.” - Pedro Pascal

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